S1E1: Ubersreik adventures/If Looks Could Kill

“So, what should we call ourselves?” How about ‘Sister Agnes’ Orphans’? “Ahhh, don’t it just tug at yer heart.” Yew ain’t got no heart. “True, but I got an empty coin-purse that needs filling.” With an elf amongst us, maybe we should call ourselves ‘The Odd Squad’. “Naw, I think we need something that advertises our business, like ‘Get er Done Gang.’ Implies we can finish a job.”

Henryk (Bill) noble Guard/Sentry…the Gambler 

? (Tony) Fisherman…absent

Mallorhan (Brian) wood-elf Messenger

Gary (Matt) Guard/Sentry

Sister Agnes (Duane) noble Nun, prayerful worshiper of Shallya

Katja (Geoff) noble Entertainer/Singer…an attractive wench…distractor…absent

Days later: The barge slowly plied the River Verfelfluss, heading south toward Grausee. Henryk avoided looking over the railing, fearful he’d start dry-heaving again. “Why’d you accept a job on a boat?!” Gary sat on a crate, using his dagger to clean his fingernails, “You saw our ‘dandy’ employer. Rutger Reuter’s Mercantile. I’ve heard of their business throughout Ubersreik. Young lad. Naive from the looks and sound of him. We aughta be able to milk him for more than the one gold promised.” Agnes clasped her hands in prayer as she reminded them, “We promised to guard these building supplies bound for his camp down river. Help out at the work camp. Simple labor that doesn’t require you brutes to strain your little brains.”

Mallorhan interrupted, “Yeah, yeah. But what gives with that old woman on the front of the boat?” Indeed, an elderly gypsy-looking woman, draped in a woolen shawl, rocked to and fro upon a 3-legged stool. The elf strained to hear her mumbling. “Something about ghosts, curses, and a swamp monster.” Henryk remembered his lore, “I’ve heard tales of the haunted swamps west of here.” All jumped when the woman’s voiced raised, “Sigmar! Protect us from the beast of Ortschlamm.” Gary winced in pain having jammed the dagger too far under his nail, “Holy shit. She scared the piss outa me.”

And that’s when the cabin door opened and Rutger stepped forth, in his colorful cape. “Good day to you! I’m delighted to have you aboard. Don’t pay attention to that old mystic, Vadoma. The barge master, Reiko, insisted he bring his grandmother along. He and his crew are Strigany; VERY superstitious lot. You can thank her for you being hired. None of these gypsy folks would agree to the work you accepted. Make yourself useful during the journey and I’ll notice. With reward. I’ve big plans for the area: a mill and tavern to start. You could earn yourself serious coin if you prove your worth.”

Rutger wiped his pale white brow, unaccustomed to sweat, and retired back inside his cabin. Leaving Reiko to take charge, “You heard the boy. Lend a hand with the sail. You elf, up in the riggings. Real work now before he has you moving those stones WE refuse to touch. Grandma says they’re cursed. Ranged in a circle they is. Grandma insisted she come along. Bad dreams I’ve had. Omens she says.” And that’s when the crows-nest lookout yelled, “PORT! Damn you, port NOW!”

The tiller was jammed right to kick the rudder left. Gary was yanked forward as he held onto the sail rope as the sheet suddenly filled with wind. The elf fell from the riggings with a “thud”. Dazed but not broken as the billowing sail broke his fall. “CRASH!” “SPLASH!” Barrels toppled free of their once-secured lines. The crew struggled to keep their footing at the sudden jolt. Everyone looked forward…slow to realize the 3-legged stool was empty. “Man overboard!”

Mallor was already on his feet and scrambled to the railing. He paused to grab one end of a coiled rope before he jumped into the river. His nuts retreated when soaked by the freezing-cold glacier melt water. Reiko barked orders to Gary to gain control of the sails; his focus first on his barge run aground. Agnes stood at the railing saying prayers before aiding Henryk who grabbed the other end of Mallor’s rope.

Time seemed to slow for everyone: the barge had slammed against underwater rocks and was now taking on water. Vadoma bobbed in the water, stunned by the cold. The elf struggled to catch his breath as his arms flailed in the water. Agnes and Henryk stood as sentinels at the railing, waiting for the elf to reach the woman. Only Gary saw the strange ripple headed toward those in the water. Long moments as his brain processed the image. Then time sprang forward, “PIKE! 10-foot pike swimming at them. Look at its teeth! Pull them aboard!”

Mallor found his swim-stroke and reached Vadoma before she went under. Agnes and Henryk began to heave their line. By now, the elf realized the boat was too far away. His best chance was to swim for shore. Meanwhile, Gary abandoned the sail rope and rushed to the railing. He found a grapple-hook used to pull the barge ashore. It now became fishing gear. Maybe it was Agnes’ blessings, but the thrown hook (09) snagged the pike’s gills. Only then did the Strigany crew come to his aid, to help haul in dinner.

Reiko angrily barked orders, “Forget the damn fish. Offload the crates and supplies. Maybe we can float the barge free.” Except, Rutger had one sailor carry him to shore to stay dry, then directed 2 sailors to lug a heavy padlocked chest to shore. Which slowed the offloading. They just managed to offload the last crate when the barge broke apart and was swept away in the current. If looks could kill; Reiko fumed at his loss as he hoisted his grandma on his back and began the slow walk to the camp. The crew and new hires lugged the cargo. 2 hours in a thick fog that blanketed the river and the shoreline. Mallor used the time to ask the mystic about the stones. “Wasn’t the river encounter enough warning?! Leave them else you curse yourself and your family.”

Finally, they reached the camp. Rutger eagerly introduced his foreman dwarf, “This is Thulgrim, my engineer. He will pay you.” Mallor had recognized the short-form of a dwarf and raised his cowl to cover his ears as he moved away from the group to avoid confrontation. The disgruntled Thulgrim looked with contempt at his boss then to the new hires, “Well? You were hired to work; so, get to it. Now’s not the time to sit on yer arses nor beg for money. Earn yer pay first.” If looks could kill.

They were spared when a woman stepped out of a tent. Rutger introduced her, “This is Johanna, my business partner. She’s a local who suggested this site for our mill. Her planning and management are second to none.” Johanna just smiled…with her teeth clenched. If looks could kill. Which only raised a sneer and spital from the dwarf, “Partners?! In crime. Incompetence. Just look at these sorry excuses for laborers you brought. You’ll be lucky the mill doesn’t sink into the swamp.”

Discontent within the camp. Some were beginning to wonder how much bullshit Rutger was piling on their plate. Full of promises; honey-tongued little devil. As they unpacked the crates, Henryk asked, “Did anyone else see that peasant exit Johanna’s tent? As if he was sneaking away north. I get the feeling the partnership isn’t going well.”

With the fog and mist hiding the sun, nighttime seemed to take forever to arrive. “Now, can we get paid our daily wage?! Rutger promised double pay for rescuing he and his supplies. [Henryk bluffed] That comes to 3 gold each.” The dwarf laughed, “That boy promises a lot with an empty coffer. Best I can pay now is 10 silver each. The rest is locked up in the chest you brought ashore. And each boss holds a key. You’ll have to wait till morning when they drag their arses outa their bunks.”

The rest of the evening was filled with drinking and gambling; Henryk provided the dice. An easy lot to fleece considering the Strigany a paranoid lot, distracted by Vadoma’s stories about the beast in the swamp. The only problem: these workers were also waiting to be paid. Best they could put on the table were pennies. Henryk only won 4. What he lost was sleep due to his hangover and nightmares. A fiery background to the stone slabs as mist curled about them. Then huge claws dragged across one stone as a full moon made its presence. Henryk jolted upright in his bunk when a great red eye peered over the stone. At least sister Agnes removed his fatigue with a prayer.

The next day: Breakfast was gruel slopped on a plate. “The Strigany will lay brick and mortar for the mill. I need you to start clearing those stone; that’s where Johanna plans to build the tavern.” Vadoma’s ranting had gotten to most. Only Gary and Henryk worked on the stones as the other cowards… It took 3 hours just to topple 3 of the 6 perimeter stones into the neighboring lake. The lunch bell was a welcomed relief, as Henryk bellowed at the others, “Back of the line. Real workers first.” At least they let sister Agnes cut line after she prayed for their recovery from exhaustion.

As they resumed work, Gary suggested, “Slow down. We don’t want to finish too quickly. Save the center 9ft stone for tomorrow. Let’s get paid before we finish.” Dinner couldn’t come soon enough. “Where is Rutger? We want to get paid!” Tulgrim hadn’t seen him since lunch. So, Mallor checked his tent. Only to find queer 3-toed footprints that led to the cattails lining the riverbank. After pocketing a key hung around Rugter’s neck, the elf cried out, “Over here.” Blood drenched Rutger’s white smock. His right arm ripped off. The Strigany workers quickly made protective signs across their hearts as they cried out in fear, “The beast slayed him. Vadoma told you to leave the stones be. You’ve cursed us all!” Reiko directed his fellow men to start packing the wagons, “We’re done here!”

Once again, the elf stayed back as Agnes, Gary, and Henryk answered Johanna’s call, “10 gold crown to the brave souls who bring me the head of the monster what slayed my partner.” The tracks paralleled the river a short distance before turning inland toward the swamp. Gary puzzled as they tracked, “The impressions are irregular. Not as deep as you’d expect for such a fabled large beast.”

And that’s when they heard noise ahead. Crashing sounds of something barreling their way. Suddenly, from the treeline, 3 frightened men appeared. Obvious they were not charging to attack. Rather, running from something. That something appeared: a LARGE lizard! [basilisk… Its looks could kill] Henryk gathered up all his courage [failed miserably] and bolted in retreat [talents: Strong Legs and Flee], “I only have to be faster than the slowest of you!” And from the looks of it, one of the 3 men running at them qualified as dinner for the beast.

Henryk was the first to re-enter camp, soon joined by Gary and Agnes. “Where’s Johanna? We want our pay NOW.” But Johanna was busy pleading with the Strigany who were already rolling out of camp in their wagons. “I can’t bother with you now. Besides, that damn dwarf ran off with the pay-chest.” (If looks could kill) They glared at the elf who stayed behind, “How’d you let him get away?!”. They were able to follow the drag marks of the chest which ended at the shoreline. “Looks like he had an accomplice waiting with a boat.”

At least Reiko let them join him on his wagon. The other Strigany scowled at the men who had loosed the beast. Gary questioned the barge master as to the dwarf’s possible home. “Rutger hired him in Ubersreik. I’d have to guess he resides in the dwarven district of Dawihafen.” It was a long week ride north. Plenty of time for them to grow angrier at the loss of their pay, “Wait till I get my hands on that dwarf!”

It took another 2 days in the Dawihafen district to find Thulgrim. Fortune they had staked out the Axe and Hammer Tavern. He had the tankard tipped skyward drowning his beard as they sat beside him. “Thought you could get away with our pay?! Gold or hide, your choice although I’d prefer gold. The elf tells us dwarven hide is almost worthless.” Surprisingly, the other dwarves around the bar could care less of the encounter beside them.

Thulgrim wiped his chin as he accepted his fate, “You got me boys. You gotta understand, nothing personal against you. My beef was against those cheating bastards, Rutger and Johanna. Years ago, they defrauded my dwarven clan. Robbed us blind. Stole my kids’ inheritance while I was gone. Vengeance I sought. But I had nothing to do with killing the boy. That was Johanna’s doing. I learned she hired 3 thugs to fake murder by the fabled beast. Karma the beast actually showed to kill them. Meanwhile, I’ve spent most of the coin paying off my debts incurred from those scoundrels. Best I can offer you is 3 gold each.”

Next Session: https://rigglewwh.blogspot.com/2021/06/s1e2-ubersreik-adventuresslaughter-in.html

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